Married... with Children (TV Series)

Frat Chance (1992)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Peggy : I want to see a movie with Mel Gibson's butt.

  Marcy : I want sensitivity.

  Jefferson : I want killings.

  Al : I want boobies.

  [They all start arguing] 

  Al : Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Boobies.

  [Kelly comes downstairs; all but Al stop] 

  Al : Boobies. Boobies. Boobies. Um... Hi, Pumpkin.

  Kelly : You know, I haven't heard anybody chant that word since me and my girlfriends were standing around when this old guy in this Dodge drove by... Ew, Daddy!

• Marcy : Here's something you might all enjoy: a fine foreign film about a young Peruvian girl who lives in the rainforest and dreams of having a bicycle.

  Al : Any hooters?

  Marcy : It is a François LuMach film. He explores the mind.

  Al : Well, I prefer the Joseph Zipper production of "They Exploded Out of Their Bras".

  Jefferson : Marcy, you might like that one. It's a film about women.