Married... with Children (TV Series)

Field of Screams (1994)

Tiiu Leek: TV Anchorwoman

Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Where's Daddy?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, he's been down at city hall at the city council meeting all afternoon. He's really steamed about them paving over his old football field.

  Kelly Bundy : I hope he doesn't make a testicle out of himself.

  Peggy Bundy : You mean spectacle, honey.

  Kelly Bundy : No. I really mean testicle.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, let's see what's on the news.

  [Peggy switches on the remote control for the TV set] 

  TV Announcer : And on the lighter more pitiful side of the news, self-proclaimed football legend Al Bundy is leading a protest against the Trans-Mexican auto plant by handcuffing himself to a goal post on his old high school playing field. He has vowed to stay chained at this post until the project is moved to another location, or quote: prove to me that Marcy 'the Chicken' D'Arcy has lips.

  Peggy Bundy : What a testicle!