Married... with Children (TV Series)
Driving Mr. Boondy (1994)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : Ah, we had a good time. Well, you had a good time. Mine pretty much blew chunks, but, uh... I'd like to remind you, son, while you're figuring out my score, that if I don't get my driver's license that means I can't drive. If I can't drive that means I can't go to work. If I can't go to work that means I'll have to stay home and I'll be home... all the time. Day and night. When you bring your dates over, I will be in my underwear. You know the underwear, don't you, son?
Bud Bundy : Not the ones that read, "If you lived here, you'd be home now"?
Al Bundy : And I'll be clipping my toenails and eating Cheez Whiz out of the can. Now, let me ask you, son... HOW DID I DO?
Bud Bundy : [hands Al a card] You passed.
Al Bundy : Oh, goody.
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Bud Bundy : Look, Mr. Boondy, this is my job and I am merely being a professional civil servant and I've taken an oath. HOOTERS! HOOTERS! STOP THE CAR! PULL OVER! PULL OVER!
[the car stops, a German Blonde appears]
Heidi : Hi. I'm Heidi and I'm from Bavaria. Could you direct me to the Oktoberfest in Milwaukee?
Al Bundy : [with sarcasm] Oh, yeah, this could happen.
Bud Bundy : Get in, Heidi. We just, uh... We just happen to be going that way.
[Heidi gets in the car]
Bud Bundy : By the way, Dad, I'm taking off five more points. You should never pick up hitchhikers.
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Bud Bundy : [to Heidi] Oh, that's right, baby. Pretend like my pants are France and invade me.
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[Bud is trying to ask Al for money to go to the Oktoberfest in Milwaukee]
Bud Bundy : Dad, everybody's going.
Al Bundy : Everybody's not going. I'm not going, Buck's not going, and you're not going.
[Buck is seen wearing a hat and a sign that says "Kiss Me. I'm a German Shepherd"]
Buck : I don't care what anyone says. I'm going.