Married... with Children (TV Series)
Dial 'B' for Virgin (1994)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
Quotes
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Peggy Bundy : Hey, Al, guess what? They're having a sale at the video store. See? Right here.
[Peggy shows Al the front page of the newspaper. The back of the paper has an ad for Virgin Hotline with a large picture of Bud on it]
Al Bundy : So, what do I care? Then go to the video store.
Peggy Bundy : Well, I want you to come with me.
Al Bundy : Oh ho ho, no. That's why we have cable, Peg. You can see the best and never leave your house. Watch.
[Al turns on the TV]
TV Announcer : Tonight, Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball. Then John Goodman is King Ralph. But first, Wings.
Al Bundy : [turns off the TV] I'll drive.
Peggy Bundy : Mm-hmm.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey, you guys mind if I hang out? If I go home, Marcy will know I'm not at my Unemployed Anonymous meeting.
Al Bundy : Eh, have a good time.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Thanks.
[after Al and Peggy leaves, Jefferson turns on the TV]
TV Announcer : Welcome to The Naked Jell-O-Wrestling Championship!
Al Bundy : [comes back] Hey, that's a...
[Peggy drags Al back out of the house]