Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dances with Weezie (1993)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Bud and Kelly are impersonating Al and Jefferson at a Jeffersons live-theater show] 

  Kelly : This is the lowest thing that I've ever done.

  [Bud stares skeptically at Kelly] 

  Kelly : Okay, the lowest thing I've ever been paid to do.

  [Bud continues staring at Kelly] 

  Kelly : Okay, the lowest thing I've ever been paid to do that I didn't enjoy.

  [Bud nods with approval] 

• Kelly : [At a Jeffersons stage show]  Where's the guy that says, "Dyno-Mite."?

  Bud : No, you're thinking of that other show, "Gimme A Stroke".

• Kelly : If Beavis and Butt-head did a live stage show 100 years from now, I'd go to it.

  Bud : Kelly, Beavis and Butt-head are cartoons.

  Kelly : They prefer to be called "dimensionally challenged".

• Bud : I cannot believe this actually worked. Mom was so convinced I was Dad that she picked my pocket during the last scene change.

  Kelly : What are you complaining about? At least you didn't get a hickey from Marcy!