Married... with Children (TV Series)

Crimes Against Obesity (1996)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

Quotes 

• Shirley : Aren't you open?

  Al : Sorry ma'am but unlike your mouth we occasionally close.

  Shirley : I want my money back, these shoes fell apart after one day and I wanna know why.

  Griff : Well you see ma'am this is a pliant heel with a cork filling.

  Al : Where as you are a giant seal with a pork filling.

  Shirley : You haven't heard the last of this, what goes around comes around.

  Al : Well considering your orbit looks like I have but ten more years.

• Griff : You guys went to the Jiggly Room for breakfast?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah, we brought you back an Egg McBiggun.

• Griff : But Al, you're not 62 years old.

  Al : I am when I'm being spanked by a topless birthday clown.