Married... with Children (TV Series)

Crimes Against Obesity (1996)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Shirley : [rips coupon]  That's it!

  Peggy Bundy : Hey, that's our dinner coupons. You fat cow.

  [Shirley and the fat women are insulted] 

  Gwen : No. No. No. We don't like to be called FAT!

  Peggy Bundy : Then stay HOME!

  Al : [laughing]  You go, girl!

  [high-fives Peggy] 

• Peggy Bundy : You should see what he's like with midgets.

  Patty : The proper term is "little people".

  Al : That's the proper term for anyone standing next to you.

• Al : Tell them about the time I let your mother come live with us, Peg.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh alright, I'll take care of this.

  [takes the stand] 

  Peggy Bundy : You cannot believe how mean he was to her!

  Shirley : So your mother is a large woman too?

  Peggy Bundy : Well you know, inside of her there's a thin woman just trying to get out.

  Shirley : We all say that.

  Peggy Bundy : No, literally. Last Thanksgiving, she ate my Aunt Edna! I warned her about standing too close to the pies.

  Matilda : That happens.

  Gwen : I lost a kindergarten class that way.

  Al : [looks to the camera, nods]  And *I'm* the one on trial.

• Shirley : Mrs. Bundy, has your husband ever shown compassion towards large women?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, he did like that big mom on 'What's Happening!', but he even made fun of her.

  Al : Traitor!

  Peggy Bundy : I'm under oath, Al!

  Al : Oath? You swore on a stack of pancakes!

• Al : You know, Peg, 8 hours staring at fat women, you... you don't look half bad.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh Al!

  Al : [turns out lights, they sink to the floor]  Oh Peg.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh Lance!