Married... with Children (TV Series)

Children of the Corns (1996)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly : [trying out the new microwave]  Mom! This is the third time I've pressed the popcorn button and nothing has come out.

  Peggy : Well, honey, try the dinner plate. Maybe that will work.

  Bud : Uh, 'Betty and Moronica'. You have to put food in the microwave to get food out.

  Peggy : What good is that?

• Peggy : Uh, honey, why don't you stay home and bowl me over?

  Al : Because, Peg, I prefer a place where my balls are returned properly.

• Delivery Guy : Hi there. I have a free gift for Peg Bundy, home shopper of the month.

  Peggy Bundy : Kelly, give the man a tip.

  Kelly Bundy : I uh, I get dressed with the curtains open every morning.

  Delivery Guy : I know. Why do you think I picked this route?

• Kelly Bundy : Mom, have you seen my lucky audition blouse?

  Peggy Bundy : What does it look like?

  Kelly Bundy : It's see-through... Oh, maybe that's why I can't find it.