Married... with Children (TV Series)

Cheese, Cues, and Blood (1991)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Dad, you got a minute?

  Al : For you, Bud? Nah.

  Bud Bundy : I'm not Bud! How many times do I have to tell you? When the hat is on, I'm Streetrapper Grandmaster B! When it's off, I'm Bud. Got it? Now, the hat is on. Who am I?

  Al : Mommy's second little joke on me?

  Bud Bundy : The Grandmaster is not amused. Now listen, Dad, I need twenty bucks for a pizza. But I need you to leave it on the coffee table so I can pretend to steal it in front of the girl. 'Cause, after all, I am an outlaw.

  Al : Well, I'm sorry, Grasshopper...

  Bud Bundy : That's Grandmaster, you fool!

  Al : Gas Passer, Bass Haster, what's the difference? All right, look, it looks like I'm gonna have to communicate with you in the language of the street.

  [cups his fist to his mouth, and "raps" out a beat] 

  Al : Yo, I'm broke!

  Bud Bundy : The Grandmaster will not forget this.