Married... with Children (TV Series)

Business Sucks (1994)

Terri J. Vaughn: Connie

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• Al Bundy : Size 5. Why can't women ever admit to being anything over a size 5?

  Griff : Yeah.

  Al Bundy : It's the great thing about men. We don't lie about size. Of course, I don't have to.

  Griff : Neither do I.

  Al Bundy : Well... neither do I.

  [the two men stare at each other] 

  Griff : Contest?

  Al Bundy : Let's rock!

  [produces handy foot-measuring instrument as Griff prepares to take down his slacks - just as a young, attractive woman walks in] 

  Al Bundy : May we show you something?

  Connie : It better be shoes.