Married... with Children (TV Series)

Business Sucks (1994)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

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• Al Bundy : Size 5. Why can't women ever admit to being anything over a size 5?

  Griff : Yeah.

  Al Bundy : It's the great thing about men. We don't lie about size. Of course, I don't have to.

  Griff : Neither do I.

  Al Bundy : Well... neither do I.

  [the two men stare at each other] 

  Griff : Contest?

  Al Bundy : Let's rock!

  [produces handy foot-measuring instrument as Griff prepares to take down his slacks - just as a young, attractive woman walks in] 

  Al Bundy : May we show you something?

  Connie : It better be shoes.

• Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal : [TV news anchor woman, after bemoaning her lot:]  But since I am here, I might as well speak to the leader of the counter demonstration. A former high school football player, current shoe salesman and future food stamp abuser, Al Bundy. Mr. Bundy, what is your group trying to achieve here?

  Al Bundy : We wanna show the world that men have a God-given right to live in a breast-free environment.

  Griff : Don't get us wrong. We're not some of those sissy men who don't like breasts. I mean, I'm not. Of course, I can't vouch for these other guys.

  Al Bundy : Our point is breasts have no place in a women's shoe store! Unless they're on a pinup calendar in a bathroom.

  Bob Rooney : Or in one of them pens where the bathing suit disappears.

  [has one of those, holds it up, the other guys are enthralled]