Married... with Children (TV Series)

Business Sucks (1994)

Teresa Parente: Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal

Quotes 

• Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal : [TV news anchor woman, after bemoaning her lot:]  But since I am here, I might as well speak to the leader of the counter demonstration. A former high school football player, current shoe salesman and future food stamp abuser, Al Bundy. Mr. Bundy, what is your group trying to achieve here?

  Al Bundy : We wanna show the world that men have a God-given right to live in a breast-free environment.

  Griff : Don't get us wrong. We're not some of those sissy men who don't like breasts. I mean, I'm not. Of course, I can't vouch for these other guys.

  Al Bundy : Our point is breasts have no place in a women's shoe store! Unless they're on a pinup calendar in a bathroom.

  Bob Rooney : Or in one of them pens where the bathing suit disappears.

  [has one of those, holds it up, the other guys are enthralled]