Married... with Children (TV Series)

Buck Saves the Day (1989)

Michael Faustino: Joey

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• Al Bundy : Okay kids, we get out of here alive what are we going to do? Victor.

  Victor : Never marry.

  Al Bundy : That's right. So remember, kids, when you meet a woman, no matter how nice she is or what she looks like, remember: women get worse. They get...

  Victor : Older.

  Joey : Meaner.

  Bud Bundy : Fatter?