Married... with Children (TV Series)

Banking on Marcy (1993)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Al is on the phone impersonating a rapper] 

  Al Bundy : Yo! Video Channel, do you take requests? I'd like 'Rump Shaker', 'Gangster Booty', and 'Put Some More Ass on that Lass'. My age? Um, I'm 15. I need parental permission? Just a minute please.

  [whispers to Peggy] 

  Al Bundy : Tell them it's okay.

  Peggy Bundy : [into the phone]  It's okay. He's over 40.

  [Al takes the phone away from Peggy and hangs up] 

  Al Bundy : Why did you tell them my real age?

  Peggy Bundy : They already know your real age. They wanted to know your I.Q.

• Dr. Angela : [voice over the radio]  We're back with 'Dr. Angela's Loser Line' helping all those in need of help. Let's take our next caller. Go ahead, you're on the air.

  Al Bundy : [voice]  Dr. Angela? Hi. My name is... uh... Sal Undy. And I'm having a little... uble tray with my enis pay.

• Marcy D'Arcy : But the good news is all indications suggest that the terrible economy is going to get bedroom - Butter - Better!

  [Jefferson gets a bit ashamed] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : As you can see, when the Federal Reserve Board eases restrictions, interest rates fall, but when it... tightens... interest rates rise.

  [gets excited] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Oh, my God.

  Peggy Bundy : [to Al]  Al. Something's wrong. I never seen Marcy act like this.

  Al Bundy : You wanna see acting, Peg? Check this out.

  Marcy D'Arcy : For years, the Fed held back. And interest rates rose, and rose and rose -

  [getting more excited] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Eight percent, ten percent, seventeen percent, UP AND UP!

• Marcy D'Arcy : We may even have to lay off some employees.

  Al Bundy : You know, Marcy, as someone who's been to your bank, I certainly hope you keep those 75 vice-presidents and lay off those pesky two tellers. You know, the ones who work a cool half-hour apiece on payday.

• Al Bundy : It doesn't work anymore, Peg.

  Peggy Bundy : What doesn't work anymore?

  Al Bundy : It.

  Peggy Bundy : How can you tell?

  Al Bundy : I've been reading Playboy, Penthouse, Juggs, Hustler, Big 'Uns, Little 'Uns, Round 'Uns, I Between 'Uns. Nothing. Then I remembered something. It hasn't worked since I saw Marcy do that horrible thing at the bank. She killed it. You made it sick, but Marcy killed it.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I suppose we could just say a little prayer and go on with our lives.

  Al Bundy : That's good for me, but what will you do?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, don't worry about me. I'll just keep going... and going... and going... and going...

• Marcy D'Arcy : Here, watch this... Steel Magnolias.

  Al Bundy : What's Boris Karloff doing in a dress?

  Marcy D'Arcy : That's Shirley MacLaine, you baco-bit

  Al Bundy : I owe Boris an apology.

• Marcy D'Arcy : Here, watch this... Fried Green Tomatoes.

  Al Bundy : Hey, what's Mel Tormé doing in a dress?

  Marcy D'Arcy : That's Kathy Bates, you potted plant.

• Al Bundy : You know, Peg, that Kathy Bates has a mighty fine butt. Why does she waste her time making movies?