Married... with Children (TV Series)
At the Zoo (1989)
Amanda Bearse: Marcy Rhoades
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Quotes
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Al Bundy : Hey guys, a toast! To the working man. The last American hero. Right guys?
Marcy Rhoades : [along with all the men] Right!
Al Bundy : We work to make a living, and what do we get?
Marcy Rhoades : [along with all the men] Squat!
Al Bundy : And what else?
Marcy Rhoades : [along with all the men] Nothing!
Al Bundy : Then why do we go on?
Marcy Rhoades : [along with all the men] We're stupid!
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Marcy Rhoades : You know what really frosts my weenie? They don't care how they look. Right guys?
Norris : Well, I can't complain. At least I live with a woman who has a job like me, makes me dinner, and doesn't mind rubbing my feet after a hard day.
Al Bundy : Yeah, but your mom's getting kind of old.
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TV News Anchor : And to close, we have a story about a true moron. Tonight, an unemployed househusband and self-described man of nature, thinking that the last Caribbean pygmy sea turtle born in captivity was unhappy, broke into the zoo aquarium, stole the turtle, and released it into Lake Michigan. Apparently, this man of nature didn't know that it was a saltwater turtle. Witnesses reported that Bosco tried valiantly to crawl back out of the water, only to be thrown back in by this deranged unemployed man, standing on the bank singing "Born Free". Bosco will be missed.
[a photo of a turtle with the caption: 'Bosco, 1901-1989' is shown on the TV screen]
TV News Anchor : Bail has been set at $25,000. Not nearly enough in this reporter's opinion.
Marcy Rhoades : [looks at the $25,000 check she has] Ah, well. I guess I know what I have to do.
Al Bundy : You gonna go bail him out?
Marcy Rhoades : Let him rot. I'm gonna buy myself a new Jag.
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Marcy Rhoades : Thanks for bringing me here, Al. I'm sorry you had to see me like that. I usually pride myself being a lady at all times.
[to the bartender in a rude tone]
Marcy Rhoades : Hey, lard butt! A couple of brewskis over here!
