Married... with Children (TV Series)

Assault and Batteries (1994)

Jean Speegle Howard: Old Lady

Quotes 

• Checker #2 : That'll be $753.84.

  [the old lady pulls up a cart with two very large jars filled with coins] 

  Old Lady : Every time my husband and I make love...

• Al : Hey, uh, hey, lady, you know, "Hondo" is coming on pretty soon. You know, it's a story about the Wild West. You remember the Wild West, don't you?

  Old Lady : [shouting]  Aren't you that mean shoe salesman at the mall?

• Al : [smiling]  Well, age before beauty.

  Old Lady : [sweetly]  Thank you, Beauty.

  Al : [dejectedly]  You're welcome, Age.