Married... with Children (TV Series)

And Baby Makes Money (1990)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : If you're the beneficiary, I love you.

  Al Bundy : If it's me, I don't even know you.

• Kelly Bundy : Hey, Daddy. Whatcha doin'?

  Al Bundy : Nothing you need to know, Pumpkin.

  Kelly Bundy : Ah, a home pregnancy test. Let me show you. Now, you just fill the dropper to the line, and then shake the mix with the anti-HCG conjugate. Put it back into the stand, add the litmus key, and if the test area, not the control area, turns blue, then you have a positive reading.

  [Al glares at Kelly who looks embarrassed at how she knows all about the pregnancy test] 

  Kelly Bundy : Uh... I saw the Professor do it on Gilligan's Island.