Married... with Children (TV Series)

All in the Family (1988)

James 'Gypsy' Haake: Uncle Otto

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Quotes 

• Uncle Otto : You know, you're not good enough for our family.

  Al Bundy : You're right. I've never been up on a morals charge.

• Uncle Otto : Al, I want to let you in on a little family secret.

  Al Bundy : You're the fourth triplet?

  Uncle Otto : Well, I know everybody thinks that the family income is derived primarily from the still.

  Uncle Irwin : And the home yogurt business.

  Uncle Otto : Quiet, Mr. Pork-at-the-bottom!

  Uncle Irwin : It'll catch on.

  Uncle Otto : Oh, please. Anyhow, the triplets add greatly to our income.

  Al Bundy : Uh, Otto, uh, excuse me. Kelly, go upstairs.

  [Kelly shakes her head] 

  Uncle Otto : They sing! They sing at carnivals, beer fests. Last month, they worked regular and cleared a neat 88.50.

  Uncle Irwin : Don't tell the IRS.

  Uncle Otto : Now something's happened that's threatened the act.

  [the triplets come downstairs] 

  Al Bundy : They faced the audience?

• Wanker Triplet : I want to marry.

  Al Bundy : Um, heh heh, somebody outside the family, right?

  Uncle Otto : Well, in Wanker County, nobody's really outside the family.

  Kelly Bundy : Um... well, how about that boy John who works at the feed store?

  Uncle Otto : Yeah... I guess he's family.

  [shocked, Kelly puts her hands to her head and sits back down]