Married... with Children (TV Series)

All in the Family (1988)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Hey, Mom, are we going to go down to the pony rides to see the look on the horse's face when Uncle Irwin chooses his mount?

  Peggy Bundy : No, not today, honey. Ever since Daddy paid for lunch with his watch, he's... he's been sort of a crab apple.

  Uncle Irwin : I think he's mad at us.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, well, don't take it personally. Daddy always takes a noose with him into the bathroom.

  Peggy Bundy : Uh-oh. Daddy's in the bathroom? Mom's up there taking a bath. Well, maybe he won't notice.

  [Al screams and appears walking down the stairs] 

  Al Bundy : Peg, I'm blind!

  Peggy Bundy : Very funny, Al.

  Al Bundy : No, really, Peg. I saw your mother naked and... everything went black. I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart. Now I'm not going to see Hondo, Peg!

• Peggy Bundy : Al, how about taking us out to eat?

  Al Bundy : Ah, what the hell. Kids, you didn't really want to go to college, did you?

  Kelly Bundy : We'd rather eat.

  Uncle Irwin : Well, if we're gonna go, we'd better get going, because once we unload your mom, it's harder than hell to squeeze her back in. She kicks like a mule.

  Bud Bundy : Uncle Irwin, are you going to put your head in the salad bar again?

  Uncle Irwin : Ah, if you're good.

• Wanker Triplet : I want to marry.

  Al Bundy : Um, heh heh, somebody outside the family, right?

  Uncle Otto : Well, in Wanker County, nobody's really outside the family.

  Kelly Bundy : Um... well, how about that boy John who works at the feed store?

  Uncle Otto : Yeah... I guess he's family.

  [shocked, Kelly puts her hands to her head and sits back down]