Married... with Children (TV Series)
Al... with Kelly (1990)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Kelly Bundy : Get me some bread, Daddy.
Al Bundy : I'm just waiting to hear something...
[thunderclap]
Al Bundy : Now I can go.
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Peggy Bundy : Are you going to miss me, honey?
Al Bundy : Well, I can't until you leave.
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Kelly Bundy : Daddy, you're so funny. I love you. Do you love me?
Al Bundy : Love, hate. Look, we're a family, what's the difference?
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Kelly Bundy : Have a good time at Grandma's.
Al Bundy : Yeah, tell her we said moo.
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Al Bundy : [Al is dreaming] Why don't you two just fight over me right here on the bed while I watch and take pictures. And the winner gets to have me first... and third, and fifth. You may begin.
[Yvonne and Yvette wrestle on the bed]
Al Bundy : Girls, there's not enough hair whipping around.
Yvonne : Al, this is really no fun unless you join us.
Yvette : Yes, please join us.
Al Bundy : Well okay. Here comes Daddy.
[bell rings and Al wakes up diving into an empty bed]
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Yvonne : [Al is dreaming] Here's my paycheck. What did you do today?
Al Bundy : Well, I watched TV and drank beer.
Yvonne : You're so clever.
Al Bundy : I do what I can.
Yvonne : Do what you can with me.
[takes off jacket and climbs into bed with Al]
Kelly Bundy : [bell rings, waking Al] Daddy! Daddy!
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Al Bundy : [singing along with the Psycho Dad theme song] Who's that riding in the sun?/Who's the man with the itchy gun?/Who's the man who kills for fun?/Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad/ Quick with a gun, but he loves his son/ Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton/ Psycho Dad
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Peggy Bundy : So are you really sick? You're not just trying to get out of going to see my mother?
Al Bundy : Well, Peg, that hurts. You know how much I love that huge, fat woman.