Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Man for No Seasons (1994)

Tom McCleister: Ike

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Men, we have got to do something about this baseball strike.

  [the men agree] 

  Al Bundy : It's affecting the way we live.

  Bob Rooney : Yeah. Heh, I had to take my wife to the beauty parlor.

  Ike : I had to take my wife to the opera.

  Al Bundy : I had to TAKE my wife!

• Al Bundy : Now, if the players don't want to play, I don't give a damn, we don't need them. We can play with ourselves.

  Ike : So the meeting is dismissed?

  Al Bundy : Ike, go in there with Griff.