Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Bundy Thanksgiving (1996)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : Peggy, aren't you going to cook a turkey for your family this Thanksgiving?

  Peggy Bundy : You expect me to cook on a holiday? Homemaking is a job, too, you know.

  Al Bundy : Why don't you apply for it, Peg?

• Peggy Bundy : [after several failed attempts to trick Kelly into giving over Hank the turkey]  Oh, this is ridiculous. Kelly, look, I know you love Hank, so I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. We're gonna cut that bird's head off, stuff his butt full of bread and eat him.

• Peggy Bundy : [as Kelly mourns the death of Hank the turkey]  Honey, it was an accident.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Right.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : It wasn't your fault.

  Boy : [the doorbell rings, Budd opens to the door to find a kid]  Hi. Mr. McGinty told me you found my turkey. Where is he?

  [a look of doom spreads across Budd's face as he turns to the others] 

  Peggy Bundy , Marcy D'Arcy , Jefferson D'Arcy : [pointing accusingly at Kelly]  She killed him!

• Peggy Bundy : [last scene, Al is hesitant about sharing his sweet potato pie from Aunt Maddie with his family]  Al, I think Aunt Maddie would want you to share.

  Al Bundy : Peg, the only thing I'm sharing is this Thanksgiving wish for all of you: get out.

  [suddenly, he hears a familiar voice] 

  Aunt Maddie : Al Bundy.

  [Al looks around to find the source] 

  Aunt Maddie : Down here, boy.

  [he looks down at the pie box with Aunt Maddie's portrait on it] 

  Al Bundy : [stunned]  Aunt Maddie?

  Aunt Maddie : [talks to him right through the box]  Al Bundy, what did I always say?

  Al Bundy : "If you want that cookie, you gotta pay for it?"

  Aunt Maddie : No, the other thing.

  Al Bundy : "My pies are always sweeter when you share 'em?"

  Aunt Maddie : Right! Now you share that pie with your family and friends. Don't make me hit you upside the head!

  [Aunt Maddie repositions herself back to the same stance as before in the picture] 

  Peggy Bundy : [Peggy, Kelly, Marcy, Jefferson, Budd and Griff all look at him pleadingly]  Come on, Al. It's Thanksgiving. Share with us!

  Al Bundy : [selfishly]  No.

  [turns to eat the pie and feels a slap behind the back of his head] 

  Al Bundy : OH!

  Aunt Maddie : [outraged]  Al Bundy!

  Al Bundy : [with some hesitance he finally succumbs]  Okay.

  [turns to the others] 

  Al Bundy : Anybody wanna share my pie?

  [everyone happily join Al standing around the pie] 

  Aunt Maddie : [proudly]  Good boy.

  Al Bundy : [thinking the last lines of the episode as he cuts the first piece of pie]  Happy Thanksgiving, Aunt Maddie.