Married... with Children (TV Series)

A Bundy Thanksgiving (1996)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : Peggy, aren't you going to cook a turkey for your family this Thanksgiving?

  Peggy Bundy : You expect me to cook on a holiday? Homemaking is a job, too, you know.

  Al Bundy : Why don't you apply for it, Peg?

• Peggy Bundy : [as Kelly mourns the death of Hank the turkey]  Honey, it was an accident.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Right.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : It wasn't your fault.

  Boy : [the doorbell rings, Budd opens to the door to find a kid]  Hi. Mr. McGinty told me you found my turkey. Where is he?

  [a look of doom spreads across Budd's face as he turns to the others] 

  Peggy Bundy , Marcy D'Arcy , Jefferson D'Arcy : [pointing accusingly at Kelly]  She killed him!