Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Watching the Baby (2003)

Michelle Durham: Kathy

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Quotes 

• Kathy : [through crocodile tears]  Do you guys want to go out on a date with us?

  Stevie Kenarban : You pray... and you pray... and finally... it happens.

  [Stevie takes a hit from his inhaler, then from his breath spray] 

  Malcolm : What do you mean, 'go out'? When? Where?

  Joanne : Right now. With us. In that.

  Reese : [the boys rush to the window and see a stretch limousine]  Oh my God. I bet it has a toilet! Dibs!

  Joanne : [later in the limo]  OK, so here's the deal, freaks. Our boyfriends left us in the middle of the Fall Formal to go to some stupid party... So now we're gonna go to this party and make out with you guys in front of those inconsiderate jerks.

  Malcolm : You want to make them jealous?

  Joanne : No, we want to make them puke! See, once they see us kissing losers like you guys, they're never gonna live it down.

  Malcolm : You came over to our house and asked us out because we were the most disgusting guys you could find?

  Limo Driver : Actually, some kid with a hunch back and gills turned them down. Said he had too much pride.