Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

The Grandparents (2001)

Frankie Muniz: Malcolm Wilkerson

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Quotes 

• [Victor and Reese are both clutching a live grenade, with the pin missing] 

  Malcolm : Oh, my God! We have to call the police!

  Grandpa Victor : No, no police!

  [throws away the phone with his free hand] 

  Grandpa Victor : There's no reason to panic.

  Malcolm : Yes, there is! You gave Reese a live grenade, and he's a total idiot!

  Reese : He's right, I am!

• Lois : [about her parents]  But at least we can be happy when they're gone.

  Malcolm : You mean when they drive back to Alaska?

  Lois : Yeah. That's what I meant.

• Malcolm : Grandma, I'm not going to hit you!

  [turns to camera] 

  Malcolm : No kid should ever have to say that.