Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Smunday (2000)

Christopher Masterson: Francis

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• Malcolm : Hey, you can tear up the house if you want - with my mom here - and explain it to her, or you can quit and slink away like the monosyllabic mouth-breathers you are.

  Francis : What did he say?

  Richie : He said a lot of things!

• Malcolm : Mom said you ratted on us about Dewey's bike. But she's probably just mixed up, right? Because you're our big brother and you wouldn't do something like that... Francis?

  Francis : You don't know what kind of pressure I was under. I...

  Malcolm : [shouts]  You butt-wipe! How could you?

• Francis : Put Justin on the phone.

  Justin : You the man, Francis! You the man!

  Francis : Put Richie back on the phone.

• Malcolm : You know, Francis, we never actually intended to show that letter to Mom. We were just trying to scare you.

  Francis : I know, you guys would never do that to me.

  Malcolm : But if she did see the letter, you know it was an accident, right?

  Francis : Yeah, but Richie has the letter. Please tell me Richie has the letter.

  Malcolm : Richie has coupons. Mom has the letter. But like I said, it was just an accident. I swear.

  Francis : So the thing you were threatening to do all day but had no intention of doing you did, but didn't mean to?