Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Reese Comes Home (2004)

Drew Massey: Mr. Waffles

Quotes 

• Reese : [after deserting the Army in Afghanistan, Reese is crawling through the desert half-dead, when he sees a vision]  Mr Waffles?

  Mr. Waffles : Reese, you can't give up. You've got to keep going. You've got to keep trying.

  Reese : You don't know what I've been through. I've been shot at, chased, married - and when the guy found out I was a dude, it wasn't like a total deal-breaker.

• Mr. Waffles : You have to move Reese. You have to get home to your family and friends and your country. These people have no idea what breakfast is. They take rice from the night before and cook it up into a thin paste. Is that your idea of breakfast?

  Reese : No.

  Mr. Waffles : Do you ever want to taste my buttery goodness again?