- Malcolm: In the wrong hands, these chemicals could make a really powerful stink bomb. My hands look wrong enough.
- Lois: I brought Brownies.
- Dorene: Well, isn't that thoughtful. Are those nuts?
- Lois: Walnuts.
- Dorene: Well, we can't have that. Some of the children are severely allergic.
- Lois: Oh, my gosh, I had no idea. Whose child is allergic?
- Dorene: Well, no-one in this class specifically, but you can never be too careful
- [dumps the brownies in the trash]
- Dorene: Believe me, this wasn't meant to publicly humiliate you. I'm sure they were delicious.
- Malcolm: Apparently the difference between a stink bomb and a Level 3 toxic biohazard is two extra drops of sulfur tetraoxide. I am totally suing that website.