Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

If Boys Were Girls (2003)

Jennette McCurdy: Daisy

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• Lois : Mallory, I think we're all getting a little bit frazzled. Why don't we talk about this while we're modelling our clothes for each other at home?

  Renee : Yeah, that's really good, Mom, because by then, the buzz from her diet pills will have worn off.

  Lois : [looks at Mallory]  Diet pills?

  Mallory : I have a slow metabolism, okay?

  [to Renee] 

  Mallory : And I don't burn off calories having sex with a different boy every night down by the creek!

  Lois : [to Renee]  I thought you were at band practice every night.

  Daisy : There is no band!

  Renee : Shut up, Flatsy Patsy. You don't know anything.

  Daisy : I know you're pregnant.

  Renee : [starts panicking]  She is lying. That is ridiculous! I'm not pregnant because I know that sex is wrong, and immoral, and fun... no, wait...

• Lois : Girls don't do this! You're supposed to be easy!

  Mallory : No, Mom! You're easy.

  Daisy : We can fool you about anything. We're girls. We know how you think, and we're not above using it!