Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Halloween (2005)
Jane Kaczmarek: Lois Wilkerson
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Quotes
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Dewey : I'm toast. Mom found out I'm the one that broke the oven.
Malcolm : Oh, man, you're goin' down.
Dewey : I know. So if you want me to take the fall for anything it's five bucks a pop.
Reese : I'm in. The hole in the bathroom wall.
Malcolm : Me too. Dad's camera.
Lois : [suddenly, Lois appears from the hallway] All right, Dewey, you're off the hook. You two...
Dewey : [she grabs Reese and Malcolm by the ears and drags them out] You were supposed to wait 'til I got my money!
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Hal : [Malcolm and Reese learn that murders took place in their house before they moved in, and Hal finds out that Lois knew all along] You knew we were buying a 'death house' and you didn't tell me?
Lois : I didn't tell you because I knew you'd have this reaction.
Hal : Well, of course I'd have this reaction. I don't like murder. Maybe that's something you should know about me.
Lois : Hal, it's always something with you. You passed on that one house because you thought the doorbell sounded gay. You can't have a perfect house.
Hal : It would be nice to have a murderless one.
Lois : Well, you should just drop it, because there's nothing we can do about it. Death and mold are two things you can expect to find in any house, and we are not moving.
Hal : [astonished] There's mold?
