Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Hal's Christmas Gift (2004)
Justin Berfield: Reese
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Quotes
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Dewey : You missed it. It was so awesome.
Malcolm : What?
Dewey : Reese just came up with the most fun thing to do. Riding your bike through the graveyard - with your eyes closed. He smashed into this one gravestone, flew through the air, hit another gravestone and landed in an open grave!
Reese : Lying in that hole was surprisingly peaceful. I no longer fear death.
Malcolm : I've been sitting here bored out of my mind for four hours. Why didn't you invite me?
Dewey : Didn't we?
Malcolm : No, you didn't. You walked right by me. I thought you were going out to the garage.
Reese : Huh! Oh, well.
Malcolm : It's not a big deal. It's just that my feelings are kinda...
Malcolm : [he turns to the camera, addressing us viewers] Oh, crap!
Reese : Your what are kind of what?
Malcolm : Nothing. Forget it!
Reese : [sensing a rare opportunity to humiliate his brother] I think somebody has feelings, Dewey.
Malcolm : I do not.
Reese : We gotta make this right.
Dewey : [deftly following Reese's lead] Group hug?
Reese : Awwww, listen to those feelings.
Reese : [Dewey and Reese approach Malcolm with their arms outstretched] Come here, you!
Malcolm : Get away from me!
Malcolm : [again speaking to the camera and us, the audience] In our house, *that's* the "F" word.
