Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Garage Sale (2003)

Bryan Cranston: Hal

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• Policeman : Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

  Hal : Certainly not for operating an illegal pirate radio station. I mean, even if I did have the equipment in college, I wouldn't have kept it and be using it today. What's with all these questions? Do you have a warrant?

• Hal : Now remember, boys, if you see the bobcat, don't be a hero. Stand on a chair and use your whistle.

• Hal : And then the stop sign army springs into action all in support of the military industrial country club complex.

• Lois : Hal, just say it again, please. I really need to hear it.

  Hal : Okay. Reese... is hopeless.

  Lois : Thank you.