Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Flashback (2001)

Bryan Cranston: Hal

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Quotes 

• Lois : You put the baby in the closet?

  Hal : You left the milk on the table?

• [Hal is trying to educate two-year-old Reese] 

  Hal : [singing to the tune of 1812 overture]  Art / Mona Lisa was by Da Vinci / Science / The Radio was made by Marconi / Math / 9 is the product of 3 times 3 / Natural Science / Darwin once said we all come from monkeys / But *not* literally.

  Lois : [nine months pregnant with Malcolm]  Someone's benefiting from that, and it's not Reese.

  [close-up of Lois' enlarged chest] 

  Lois : He's two years old and still calls you "phone".

  [Hal leaves] 

  Young Reese : Phone go bye-bye.

• Hal : [arguing with Lois]  Okay, let's hear it! This has to be *my* fault somehow. So, go ahead. Say it! Come on. I'm the cause of all that is bad in the universe! Everything that I touch turns to crap! And now...

  [screams] 

  Hal : ... I BRING YOU RAIN!

  [thunder]