- Paul Buchman: You know what? It's not that bad. It's like waiting for a bus on a cold night. Try it.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: I told you, I'm being cremated. I can't believe you don't want to die with me.
- Paul Buchman: Hey, don't take it personally. It's not that I don't want to die with you. I just, I don't, I don't want to die, period.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: So we're breaking up.
- Paul Buchman: I guess so. You know, you're off to the furance, I'm off to the freezer.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: We said, "'til death do us part."
- Paul Buchman: Well, you'll be dead.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: But you won't.
- Paul Buchman: Well, then come with me. Come on, we'll get, there's a family plan. We'll get a discount if we just freeze our heads. Come on.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Look, I believe when you go, you go. All good things must pass.
- Paul Buchman: Like my apartment?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Like your apartment.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: What's wrong? Are you hurt?
- Paul Buchman: No, it's a new exercise - power limping.
- Paul Buchman: Nobody's pulling my plug, okay?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Why not?
- Paul Buchman: 'Cause that's just - it's not natural.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: You'd rather lie there in a persistent vegetative state?
- Paul Buchman: That sounds pretty restful. Well, better that than somebody pulling my plug. What am I, a toaster?
- Paul Buchman: My kidneys could end up in a felon. They would go to the electric chair for something they didn't do.