Mad About You (TV Series)
Met Someone (1992)
Paul Reiser: Paul Buchman
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Quotes
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Jamie Buchman : How do I know you're not some axe murderer?
Paul : [showing Jamie his hands] Do these look like hands that have ever held an axe?
Jamie Buchman : How do you know I'm not a married woman?
Paul : No ring.
Jamie Buchman : How do you know I'm not a married woman who's just been mugged?
Paul : Boy. You're making this very hard.
Jamie Buchman : Well, what would you do if you were at work and some woman walked in with your dry cleaning?
Paul : I'd say, "Ma, go away."
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Jamie Buchman : [When Paul first asks her out] You do realize if this doesn't work out, I'll have to blow my brains out.
Paul : Well, just as long as there's no pressure.
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Paul : This is me having a great time.
Jamie Buchman : Really? And you never been with a man?
Paul : Why? What did you hear?
Jamie Buchman : I'm just making sure.