- Paul Buchman: I resent being told when to be romantic. Why should I love you any more in the middle of February than on, say, August 21st. To me, every day with you is Valentine's day.
- Jamie Buchman: In other words, you forgot to buy me a card.
- Paul Buchman: That's what I'm saying.
- Fran Devanow: Murray, what happened? Where are Paul and Jamie?
- Murray: Woof woof woof.
- Fran Devanow: They're where?
- Murray: Woof.
- Fran Devanow: In a well?
- Murray: Woof woof.
- Fran Devanow: In a mine shaft?