- Joanna Remmings: Oh, I've heard about you. You're the guy that does the whatchamacallits, you know: MacGyverisms.
- MacGyver: MacGyverisms?
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [voice-over narration] I don't care what anybody says, birthdays are important. So, when a good friend's turning sixty and I'm returning from another government mission, there isn't a much faster way to get home then to catch a ride on a T-38 ace flight. It's a good thing they didn't serve a meal on this flight... 'cause my heart was already in my mouth
- [last lines]
- Joanna Remmings: So, what do you think know, Kelly?
- Kelly Sutton: Hey, after helping you guys pull this off, I fell like I can do anything.