- MacGyver: Discipline's only a crime when it's enforced by somebody with the sensitivity and judgment of a rock.
- R. T. Hines: [frustrated with MacGyver] Excuse me! I'm going to find Angel. I've no time for educating the educated.
- [last lines]
- R. T. Hines: [while leading a group of kids in exercise] People, Mr. MacGyver is going to take over today, and I'm gonna sit back and see if I can learn something.
- MacGyver: No, please! Join us, Mr. Hines!
- [kids cheering]
- MacGyver: Now, we're gonna start with some nice... easy... stretching. Let's get it up there. Oh, is that a frown I sense, Mr. Hines?
- [kids laughing]
- R. T. Hines: You bet!