- Alice 'Lulu': By the way, I'm Lulu.
- MacGyver: MacGyver.
- Alice 'Lulu': What's you're first name?
- MacGyver: My friends just call me MacGyver.
- Alice 'Lulu': That bad, huh?
- Alice 'Lulu': I wanna see something...
- [taking MacGyver's identification]
- MacGyver: What?
- Alice 'Lulu': Your first name.
- MacGyver: I told you, my friends call me MacGyver.
- Alice 'Lulu': Yeah, but it's not like Sting or Prince or something. You got another first name, right?
- [reading the card]
- Alice 'Lulu': *That's* your first name?
- MacGyver: Yeah. So?
- Alice 'Lulu': So I think I'll call you MacGyver.
- [he then rips the identification out of her hands]
- Alice 'Lulu': [to bad guy] Wait. I just realized why your doing this. It's because your mother was a cafeteria lady, right?
- [first lines]
- Wilt Bozer: [out of breath] Hills. You didn't mention hills. And you said "a spin", not the Tour de France.
- [last lines]
- MacGyver: Wilt, I'd like you to meet Lulu.
- Wilt Bozer: Oh. Um, Hi.
- Alice 'Lulu': Hi. Boy, you got a nice firm handshake.
- Wilt Bozer: Yeah?, W-well, I've been working out a lot, you know?
- Alice 'Lulu': Oh?