- Professor Zoe Ryan: Help me find the Holy Grail.
- MacGyver: Indiana Jones already did that. I saw the movie.
- [first lines]
- Newscaster: Leaders of the economic summit in Geneva vowed to ratify the interim agreement. In other news, the war against the powerful drug lords of Colombia has taken a new and dangerous direction. Narco-Terrorism has been unleashed on the United States soil with the same degree of arrogance as the declaration of war made by the Medellin cocaine cartel leaders against the Colombian government last month.
- [last lines]
- Erich von Leer: You're very fortunate to have such caring friends, Mr. MacGyver. I'm sure that your expertise would be very useful in our quest for the Temple of the Holy Rose, but, uh, as I said before, you're just too dangerous.
- [looking at the Pendulum trap MacGyver is in]
- Erich von Leer: Intriguing, isn't it?