- MacGyver: Do you have any idea what's in those?
- Nikolai Rostov: [eating hot dog] No.
- MacGyver: Neither does anyone else!
- MacGyver: Ellen... Ellen! Your grudge is against me, not Nikolai.
- Ellen Stuart Jerico: Sometimes innocent people get hurt. I should know.
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: Hey.
- Nikolai Rostov: Hey, MacGyver! How are you, my dear friend?
- MacGyver: Good.
- [last lines]
- Ellen Stuart Jerico: [MacGyver reading her inscription in his yearbook] Everybody says we're the perfect couple. Forever and ever, Ellen.