M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Yankee Doodle Doctor (1972)
Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
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Quotes
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Frank Burns : [practicing reciting for upcoming film] "A group of brave men are at work in a make shift operating room struggling to save your sons and brothers while outside the dogs of war bark at the door of this sanctuary."
Trapper : [Hawkeye barks like a dog] Down, boy, down, down! Roll over. Jump through that.
Frank Burns : "These are the saints in surgical garb, dedicated surgeons, all volunteers. Every red-blooded American knows, if he is wounded, he will be in the strong, capable hands of a Yankee Doodle Doctor."
Hawkeye , Trapper : A Yankee Doodle Doctor? Stuck a feather in his nurse and called her macaroni.
Frank Burns : You didn't like it?
Hawkeye : Didn't like it? Let me count the ways.
Margaret : That's hardly a constructive criticism.
Hawkeye : Oh, you want a *constructive* criticism. You're right. How about, you stink! And so does this little movie show and Lieutenant Bricker.
Frank Burns : Stinks? Oh, you, you...
Hawkeye : Who you calling a you-you?
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Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Okay, why'd you do it?
Trapper : Do what?
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Do what you did.
Hawkeye : What are we supposed to have done that makes you ask if we've done what we did?