M*A*S*H (TV Series)
War Co-Respondent (1980)
William Christopher: Father Francis Mulcahy
Quotes
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : [the gang is laughing around the table. They fall silent as B.J. enters] Hello. Don't stop laughing on my account. Unless, of course, you're laughing on my account.
Father Francis Mulcahy : We were just discussing... famous baseball players.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Sure you were. And whether or not I got to first base?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : No. But let me know if you need a pinch hitter.