M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Trick or Treatment (1982)
George Wendt: Pvt. La Roche
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Quotes
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Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Oh, my dear man. How can I discover what's wrong with you if you will not cooperate?
Pvt. La Roche : [Billiard ball is stuck in his mouth] Mmm-mmm!
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Oh, I see. You want me to take your temperature. I can do that.
[Sarcastically]
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : *Gaah* Do you realize you have something in your mouth?
Pvt. La Roche : Mm-hmm!
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : What on earth could that be?
Pvt. La Roche : Mmmm mmmm mmm mmmm!
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Oh, lookie. There's a little 6 painted on it. Could that be how old you are?
Pvt. La Roche : Mmmmm-mmmm!
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Now I see. You may not realize this, but you have a pool ball lodged in your mouth. No sweat, there is an alternative: I'll just take your temperature the other way.