M*A*S*H (TV Series)

The Trial of Henry Blake (1973)

Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce

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Quotes 

• Hawkeye : [seeing Margret using an electric neck massager on Frank]  Behind every great man, there is a woman with a vibrator.

• Hawkeye : [being held under arrest in The Swamp with Trapper in their boxers]  This is a clear violation of the Geneva Convention. 'No officer shall be confined in his underwear unless issued an athletic supporter with suitable insignia.'

• [Klinger goes hang-gliding past in a housecoat and slippers] 

  Hawkeye : Did you see that?

  Nurse : What?

  Hawkeye : A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet.

  Trapper : Hey Hawk, did you see that?

  Hawkeye : What did you see?

  Trapper : A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet.

  Hawkeye : [to the nurse]  See?

• [reading a letter that Hawkeye threatens to send to Frank Burns' wife] 

  Radar : Dear Mrs. Burns, Since you are so proud of your husband as an officer, it is sad to report that he is frequently out of uniform, and maybe you should know with who.

  Hawkeye : [emphasizing]  That's "whom".