M*A*S*H (TV Series)

The Life You Save (1981)

Harry Morgan: Col. Sherman T. Potter

Quotes 

• Col. Potter : Are you also aware that you could get killed up there?

  Charles : Actually no, that thought hadn't occurred to me. That would be interesting, wouldn't it?

• Father Mulcahy : [Mulcahy is on garbage detail]  There just isn't room for anymore.

  Col. Sherman Potter : Well, Padre, you gotta ditch it some place. Preferably down wind.

  Father Mulcahy : I can't. Winchester has all the transportation lying around in little pieces on bed linen.

  Margaret : That's what I want to talk to you about.

  [Hawkeye enters] 

  Hawkeye : Colonel, the motor pool has been taken completely apart and Klinger has to get to the 8063rd right away.

  Col. Sherman Potter : Why?

  Hawkeye : Because...It's a long story, but whatever idiot was in charge of the mess tent before I was stuck me with 75 missing trays.

  Father Mulcahy : I'm the idiot who stuck you with those trays. And it was 50!