M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Sticky Wicket (1973)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Trapper : See you at the movie tonight?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : What's showing?
Trapper : "Love Life of a Gorilla" and "Bonzo Goes to College".
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I think I'll wait for the books to come out.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You know something Henry?
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : What?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You're not nearly as dumb as I thought you were.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Thanks. You know something Pierce?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : What?
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : You're disgusting when you try to be nice.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : The shrapnel tore the back of the sigmoid colon!
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : That has to be it!
Maj. Frank Burns : Anybody could have missed that.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Thanks, Frank.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You know something, Major?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : What's that?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : You're beautiful when you sweat.