"M*A*S*H" Requiem for a Lightweight (TV Episode 1972) Poster

(TV Series)

(1972)

Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce

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Quotes 

  • Trapper : If you won't help us, we'll tell everyone your brother's in prison!

    Henry Blake : My brother is the warden!

    Hawkeye : We won't say that part!

  • [Discussing Trapper's opponent in a boxing tournament] 

    Radar : A guy told me that he was crossing the road, and this jeep came too close to him. He punched it.

    Trapper : He punched a jeep?

    Radar : He knocked it out.

    Trapper : Hawkeye, this guy knocks out jeeps.

    Hawkeye : Showboat.

  • Trapper : [Dazed]  Where am I?

    Hawkeye : You're at ringside.

    Trapper : Now for the big question - WHO am I?

  • Father Francis Mulcahy : I trained a number of boys to box back home.

    Hawkeye : Any advice for Trapper?

    Father Francis Mulcahy : Prayer. I don't think he's got one.

  • Trapper : [Hawkeye is trying to talk Trapper into entering a boxing match. Trap's resisting]  I fought in school. As a matter of fact, I was very good.

    Hawkeye : There, I knew it!

    Trapper : But I'm not in shape!

    Hawkeye : Who says you're not in shape? You've got a cute body. I've seen guys sneaking peeks at you at calisthenics.

    Trapper : Which guys are sneaking peeks at me?

    Hawkeye : I'd rather not say. Some of them are married.

  • Maj. Frank Burns : That's Ether!

    Hawkeye : Louder, Frank, The cook didn't hear you.

  • Nurse Margie Cutler : Major Houlihan thinks i'm a bit of a distraction.

    Trapper : What a rotten thing to say!

    Hawkeye : Yeah, you're an incredible distraction!

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