M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Radar's Report (1973)

Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan

Quotes 

• Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Sitting under a hair dryer. Frank Burns enters and bites Klinger on the neck]  What are you doing?

  Maj. Frank Burns : [Flustered]  I was a...

  Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Agitated]  Can't a guy have a wash and set without someone biting him on the neck?

  Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : [Enters tent]  Biting who?

  Maj. Frank Burns : [to Margaret]  I was biting you.

  Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : No you weren't. You were biting me.

  Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Klinger, what are you doing in here?

  Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Just borrowing a little of your shampoo, Major. It's wartime. We all gotta help each other.

  Maj. Frank Burns : [Incensed]  No we dont! You get out of here, you pervert!

  Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Accusing]  Pervert? Who bit who, Major?

  Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : [to Klinger, pointing at the door]  OUT!