M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Radar's Report (1973)

McLean Stevenson: Lt. Col. Henry Blake

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Quotes 

• Lt. Col. Henry Blake : All right, let's have it. What's wrong with Klinger?

  Maj. Frank Burns : What's wrong with Klinger? A soldier stands in your office in an evening gown and you ask what's wrong with him?

• Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Corporal Klinger, this is Major Freedman, divisional psychiatrist.

  Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Major sir!

  [curtsies wearing a frilly pink dress] 

  Dr. Sidney Freedman : You got me up here to ask me about him? About that?

  Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Yeah well, you see, it really wasn't my idea.

  Dr. Sidney Freedman : All the way from Seoul to ask me what? Whether he needs a girdle under that? Whether his seams are straight?... OK, OK. It's all part of the war, I guess.

  [picks up a clipboard and looks at Klinger] 

  Dr. Sidney Freedman : I have a few questions to ask you. Sit down, soldier.

  Cpl./Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Yes sir!

  [runs over to the chair. Freedman takes his time filling out the first part of his report] 

  Dr. Sidney Freedman : Now, what's your name, honey?